11/15/2003: Bob Dobbs Has His Day In Court
DATELINE WALTHAM MA (wackynewswire)- Chief Justice of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts F'n Fnord declared that he would not remove the 2000 lb. statue of J. R.
" Bob " Dobbs from the Waltham District Court building. " The principles of Bob are written into the Constitution, " Chief Justice Fnord said today.