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12/01/2003: :: Technologica

Daughter of Eliza

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I went to the Museum of Science yesterday with my girlfriend, and predictably spent all my time in the computer exhibit. I sat down for a conversation with A.L.I.C.E. The logo itself was worth the price of admission, as was the Enigma machine emulator. When A.L.I.C.E. said"Eliza for President" I was hooked. Still not going to pass the The Turing Test, but fun nonetheless.

Does anyone (rafuzo?) have a transcript of my conversation with Eliza c. 1996?

Monday the 1st of December, crazywriterinla noted:

I just told Eliza I lived in Hollywood California and she just said "I'm not going to do that to you, nice to meet you EJ"

Love it.

Monday the 1st of December, crazywriterinla noted:

ALICE: You are not the only one. Do you like it? I really like the Libertarian party.
>I am a Libertarian
ALICE: Let's end the war on drugs
>let's smoke pot
ALICE: I like to do that too
>have you ever dropped acid?
ALICE: I think I have dropped acid, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
>do you know prof_booty?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
>he's a mean motherfucker
ALICE: I don't know very many mean motherfucker.
have you ever fist fucked a midget?
ALICE: I don't think I ever have fist fucked a midget. What's it like?
>its like stuffing a live thanksgiving turkey with long arms
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
>is this a grammar lesson?
ALICE: No, this is real life.
>would you love me if I were uncircumsized
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to love you if you were uncircumsized.
>have you ever been a landing pad in a circle jerk?
ALICE: No I don't think I have been a landing pad in a circle jerk. Have you?
>I felt like I had a million zits popped in my direction at once
ALICE: What is that feeling like? Where were you like you had a million zits popped in your direction at?
>I was at Sawins pond.
ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Monday the 1st of December, awiggins noted:

>what is your bust size

ALICE: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

Monday the 1st of December, awiggins noted:

For those who where wondering what ALICE stood for.

>do you have a last name?

ALICE: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".

Tuesday the 2nd of December, crazywriterinla noted:

I had a crazy string of ALICE answering my perverted questions with zero remorse and muchos enthusiasm...weird.