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12/26/2003: Criminally Absurd

Model, 2, Seeks Lost Wages in Mishap
from The Associated Press at Yahpoo

STAMFORD, Conn. - A 2-year-old model and actor who cut his head at a playground is seeking unspecified lost wages and other compensation from the city.

Konrad Mader of Greenwich was running toward a treehouse at a playground Nov. 4 when he crashed into a railing, according to a claim filed last week by his mother and reported Friday by The Advocate of Stamford. The blond toddler received several stitches.

Deena Mader, the boy's mother, did not specify how much she is seeking on behalf of her son.

In a letter to officials, she demanded compensation for medical bills, pain and suffering and a "lost wage amount due to his inability to audition or take modeling or commercial jobs while his head heals."

Mader blamed the boy's injury on a green railing, which she said blends in with the landscaping. Mader said the railing should be painted a brighter color.

Has all parental responsibility abandon us? This article is a comedy goldmine. "A 2-year-old model and actor" and "lost wage amount due to his inability to audition or take modeling or commercial jobs while his head heals." When did AP start writing comedy?


Saturday the 27th of December, crazychildactor noted:


You would be amazed how many kids out here actually have life insurance policies out on them by the parents in case they make it big and then get all sortsa fucked up. This is truly wonderous.