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01/29/2004: Criminally Absurd Criminally Absurd

Hasselhoff claims he had hand in Berlin Wall falling
from Ananova

David Hasselhoff has complained to museum curators after finding his photo absent in a collection of memorabilia about the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Speaking to German magazine TV Spielfilm, Hasselhoff said in 1989, the year the wall fell, he had helped reunite the country by singing his song 'Looking for Freedom' among millions of German fans at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin.

He said he felt he had moved people on both sides of the wall, although he admitted hardly any of the East Germans could speak English. He said: "I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Check-Point Charlie."

Do you have any idea how much it hurts to squirt Coke soda out your nose?


Friday the 30th of January, crazywriterinla noted:


ohhhh out it. I was worried for a second...

Did you know I invented the internet?


Friday the 30th of January, Norm MacDonald noted:


This thesis is correct. Because as evidence has shown time and again, GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF.